Best Rajnikant Jokes

BEST RAJNIKANT JOKES

BEST RAJNIKANT JOKES – FUNNY RAJNIKANTH JOKES

• Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
• Rajini’s favourite SQL query…Select * from ORACLE;
• Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
• Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
• Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
• Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
• Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
• Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
• Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
• Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
• When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
• Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
• In 2008, Rajnikant lost his wallet. And the world went into RECESSION.
• NASA CLOSED… Rajni has bought all the Rockets for Diwali..!
• Rajanikanth makes onions cry.
• Rajanikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
• Rajnikant is so fast. He can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

• Once Rajnikant Donated blood to a very small, sick and thin child. Today that child is known as “The Great Khali”.
• CAT is OutDated, Now d students have 2 prepapre for RAT..Rajanikant Aptitude Test..!
• The pyramids in Egypt are actually Rajinikant’s primary school Geometry Project.
• Rajnikanth knows- who let the dogs out..!
• Rajnikanth has seen the lady’s face who owns the house in Tom and Jerry.
• When Rajnikanth comes on the stage, the audience gets stage fear.
• Rajnikanth’s pulse is measured in Richter scale
• Rajnikant can speak Braille.
• Rajnikant was practicing a spelling test, now that bunch of papers is known as Oxford Dictionary.
• Rajnikant can draw a straight line with a Compass
• Rajnikant’s email id is gmail@rajnikant.com
• Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.
• Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way.
• Rajanikanth can build a snowman, out of rain.
• Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
• When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

• If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
• If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
• Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’
• When God is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!”?
• Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant.
• Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg.
• Rajnikanths nxt project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and Titanic in the other.
• Intel’s new caption – Rajnikant Inside.
• Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.
• Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
• Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
• Rajnikanth once entered a race he came first, second and third.
• Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding, while walking.
• Once Rajnikant mumbled some numbers in his sleep, those numbers are today collectively known as The Log Table
• Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, the beggar is now known as 50 Cent .

• When Rajnikant switches on his AC, winter starts in India.
• There is no theory of evolution, Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
• When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
• Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
• Once upon a time Dinosaurs borrowed money from RAJNIKANT and dint pay him back. That was the last day when anyone saw Dinosaurs.
• The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1′.
• Once Rajnikanth was on Hot Seat of KBC and the Computer needed a Lifeline to choose the question.
• Rajnikanth can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
• The new symbol for the Indian Rupee is actually Rajnikhant’s signature.
• Rajnikanth’s postal address : Rajnikanth, Chennai.
• Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast.
• Rajnikanth swaps his visitng cards at ATMs to get cash.
• By the time Grahambell invented telephone, He had 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth.
• Even Lord Voldemort refers to Rajnikant as “He who must not be named”.
• Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the 9th Book.